A Playful Warning from the Kitchen

Send a hilariously clear message with our wickedly funny 'Don't Make Me Poison Your Food' tea towel! This cheeky design is perfect for cooks who like their kitchen humor with a little edge and attitude. Ideal for sassy chefs, kitchen comedians, or anyone who believes a little playful threat keeps dinner guests well-behaved and appreciative.

Premium Flour Sack Quality

• 100% cotton flour sack material - Ultra-absorbent and lint-free for superior kitchen performance
• Hand-printed design - Each towel is carefully crafted with non-toxic, water-based inks
• Fade-resistant - Sassy warning stays vibrant wash after wash
• Generous size - 28" x 28" provides excellent coverage for all kitchen tasks
• Convenient hanging loop - Easy storage and quick access for comedic effect

The Art of Kitchen Comedy

This towel celebrates the playful side of cooking - where humor meets culinary creativity and a little sass goes a long way. It's about having fun in the kitchen, keeping things light-hearted, and reminding everyone that the cook deserves respect (and maybe a little fear). Sometimes the best seasoning is a good sense of humor and the confidence to joke about your culinary power.

The Perfect Gift for Sassy Cooks

Whether you're adding some edgy humor to your own kitchen or searching for the ideal gift for someone who cooks with attitude and serves with sass, this tea towel brings playful intimidation and practical functionality together perfectly.

Picture the laughter when a fellow sassy cook receives this tribute to kitchen attitude - it's the kind of gift that celebrates their culinary confidence and gives them the perfect way to keep dinner guests in line!

Perfect for: Sassy chefs, kitchen comedians, confident cooks, edgy humor lovers, culinary rebels, or anyone who believes the cook should be feared and respected in equal measure.