Indulge Guilt-Free This Holiday Season

Embrace the joy of holiday eating with our hilarious 'Christmas Calories Don't Count' tea towel! This witty design gives everyone permission to enjoy all the festive treats without the guilt, making it the perfect addition to any holiday kitchen. It's ideal for anyone who believes that Christmas cookies, holiday pies, and seasonal treats are meant to be savored without counting calories.

Premium Flour Sack Quality

• 100% cotton flour sack material - Ultra-absorbent and lint-free for superior kitchen performance
• Hand-printed design - Each towel is carefully crafted with non-toxic, water-based inks
• Fade-resistant - Holiday humor stays vibrant wash after wash
• Generous size - 28" x 28" provides excellent coverage for all kitchen tasks
• Convenient hanging loop - Easy storage and quick access for holiday baking

The Perfect Gift for Holiday Bakers and Treat Lovers

Whether you're decorating your own guilt-free holiday kitchen or searching for the ideal gift for someone who loves to bake and indulge during the holidays, this tea towel brings humor and permission to enjoy the season's sweetest pleasures.

Picture the laughter when a fellow treat lover sees this perfectly relatable holiday rule - it's the kind of gift that celebrates the joy of holiday indulgence and reminds us that Christmas is the time to enjoy life's sweetest moments!

Perfect for: Holiday bakers, Christmas treat lovers, guilt-free indulgers, festive entertainers, cookie enthusiasts, or anyone who believes the holidays are for enjoying every delicious bite.